Comparing apples to spherical, reddish-yellow, sweet, edible citrus fruits

Want to know what this statue is thinking? Alright, I'll tell you:

"Don't apples and oranges have more in common than they have differences from one another? Wow, that was profound... and has profound implications for society. Once I finish this dump I'm going to tell someone... but who? I think, first I'll tell an orange. Or would an apple be best to tell first? Who'se to tell me I can't compare and contrast!!! Maybe I'll just hang out by myself tonight. I do have a lot on my mind. Don't want to burden someone else with all of this. Although, it would be cool to get stuff off of my mind. Is it lame for stone statues to go to the movies alone?..."